I always carry a weapon in church
I always carry a weapon in church. Well, not really, because I don’t go to any church regularly. But while I’m stationed here on this planet, I always carry weapons everywhere I go. Even to church, when I accompany friends. You never know when you’re going to need a weapon. Church is no different than a mall or a school or a grocery store or an office. In any place where people gather, it’s best to have a weapon. Why? Because to rely on the kindness of others is to court disaster, as worshipers at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal (AME) Church in Charleston, South Carolina, found out yesterday. Dylann Roof is accused of entering the church, sitting in a prayer group for an hour, before standing up and shooting nine people to death.
Why did he do it? No one knows yet. But apparently none of the churchgoers that night had a weapon with which to oppose him. And that’s foolhardy. People at the New Life Church in Colorado Springs can tell you that, where Matthew Murray shot five people, killing two, before being shot by Jeanne Assam, a church member acting as a volunteer security guard. Wounded by Assam’s fire, Murray then shot himself to death. Assam, a lone woman with a weapon, saved the lives of hundreds of fellow churchgoers that day.
It’s very sad that nine people were murdered in a church in Charleston yesterday. But quite possibly none of them would have died, if just one of those present had had a weapon. Democrats, of course, hate black people, which is why Democrats promote gun control and abortion and welfare, which all affect blacks much more than any other race. And many Democrats are now calling for even more gun control, using the still-warm corpses of the Emanuel AME churchgoers as a sick political piñata. Never mind that criminals don’t obey gun laws, and they still get guns and they still kill people with them. Just ask people in countries with strict gun control, like England. Or Australia.
I’m not one to rely on the kindness of others. And if I encounter deadly malice from others, I can kill them with my weapon before they kill me. My life is worth much more than their life.