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I’m beginning to regret selling the boat

2013-09-25T22:11:38+00:00

As the planet continues to cool, and the Arctic ice continues to build, the rain in our area has increased. A lot.

It’s rained so much that once we routed a downspout from the roof gutter into our pool, it filled the pool overnight.

It’s rained so much that neighbors’ septic systems have stopped working, because the fields are saturated.

It’s rained so much that some of the streets near our house are flooded.

It’s rained so much that I’m beginning to regret selling the boat. Because I think we’re going to need it soon.

No, on second thought, I’m still glad we sold the boat. If we need to evacuate, we’ll flag a ride from a passing Martian Imperial pinnace. If one’s in the area.

Perhaps we’d better make a reservation.

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