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I don’t think you can extend a lifetime membership


I became a lifetime member of a certain organization recently. Partly because I believe in what the organization does, and partly because I am tired of being harassed to renew my membership early.

Today a bored-sounding man called from said organization. He wanted me to extend my membership for five years.

“That would be nice,” I said, “but I’ve already paid a hefty fee to become a life member. How do you extend a lifetime membership?”

He didn’t know. I don’t know either. It would be a neat trick, though.

One Comment
  1. 2012-03-17T00:57:56-04:00 00:57

    Duh. You can be a member in the afterlife.


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